Preparing a guy to meet my family

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What happens when my boyfriend’s friends come over and interrupt my TV watching.

What happens when my boyfriend’s friends come over and interrupt my TV watching.

Good news!  My father has decided to up my dowery!

Good news!  My father has decided to up my dowery!

I wore my little sister’s shirt and yelled this into the wind.

I wore my little sister’s shirt and yelled this into the wind.

I’m remembering how we first met.

I’m remembering how we first met.

There is no hiding from our love.

There is no hiding from our love.

I bought a lifetime pass.

I bought a lifetime pass.

(via pizza)

thebetelgeusejive said: What are they called if the boyfriend is a man, he hates the word "partner" and he won't marry me?

It sounds like he is disoriented.  Buy him a compass.  Using it, ask him to identify magnetic north. Then ask him to identify the nearest place he will purchase some flowers and beg for your heart.

Keep reinforcing regular use of the compass and this exercise so he does not fall into such utter disorientation and identification crises when it comes to your heart, again.

Remember, we all get a little lost sometimes or have trouble recognizing what’s truly important to our happiness. 

I made it rain tampons (and emotions).

I made it rain tampons (and emotions).

Ricky Gervais explains what an engagement ring is.

Ricky Gervais explains what an engagement ring is.

(via fallontonight)

I’m using the time I’m not spending in domestic drudgery to improve myself.

I’m using the time I’m not spending in domestic drudgery to improve myself.

Even Chuck Norris gives marriage a thumbs up, why don’t you?
#BecauseMyBoyfriendWontMarryMe

Even Chuck Norris gives marriage a thumbs up, why don’t you?

#BecauseMyBoyfriendWontMarryMe

I’m crying because I asked you for a ring.  Not a lame necklace.

(via popthirdworld)

Funny things women do - maybe or maybe not - because their boyfriends won't marry them.

(A way to shift the blame for bad behavior)

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