betelgeuseonthebelt asked: What are they called if the boyfriend is a man, he hates the word "partner" and he won't marry me?
It sounds like he is disoriented. Buy him a compass. Using it, ask him to identify magnetic north. Then ask him to identify the nearest place he will purchase some flowers and beg for your heart.
Keep reinforcing regular use of the compass and this exercise so he does not fall into such utter disorientation and identification crises when it comes to your heart, again.
Remember, we all get a little lost sometimes or have trouble recognizing what’s truly important to our happiness.
I made it rain tampons (and emotions).
Even Chuck Norris gives marriage a thumbs up, why don’t you?
I rewrote the end of the Harry Potter series.
I establish clear ground-rules when my boyfriend and I are apart.
Like when he goes to the gym.
Or the grocery store.
Or the bathroom for too long.
I picked up some new reading material.
I cleaned the house…while fantasizing about British TV stars.